I'd just like to thank you for the good times. You've served me damn well for the past 3 years and it's been a pleasure to have you in my company. From the normal CDs to the self-burnt 200 song CDs I'd make you've never let me down, apart from that one day when I dropped you on the floor and stopped working. Sorry. Anyway, I love the little clunking whirring noise you'd make when starting up, your sheer stamina on the go and your little volume protector feature to stop me deafening myself.
BUT
I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm seeing a new model. She's called the Creative Zen Sleek 20GB and is far thinner, smaller, sleeker, shinier and overall more attractive than you. From her powerful blue backlight to her sheer capacity, and not to mention her lovely curves, well, I just couldn't help myself. I hope you'll forgive me. Don't worry, we can still see each other on Saturday mornings when I plug you into my guitar amp and we can have a good time jamming, just like the good ole days. But otherwise, it's goodbye.
Yours sincerely,
Richard.
BUT
I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm seeing a new model. She's called the Creative Zen Sleek 20GB and is far thinner, smaller, sleeker, shinier and overall more attractive than you. From her powerful blue backlight to her sheer capacity, and not to mention her lovely curves, well, I just couldn't help myself. I hope you'll forgive me. Don't worry, we can still see each other on Saturday mornings when I plug you into my guitar amp and we can have a good time jamming, just like the good ole days. But otherwise, it's goodbye.
Yours sincerely,
Richard.